May 2013
timaeustestifyin asked: "Thatzak liked your post"
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
mandaplz:
#sorry for going through your selfies at 3 am that one time is the funniest tag i have ever used on this site as far as im concerned
If someone can put this on a tee shirt I will give you my first born. Or something you actually want. Whichever.
Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
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#sorry for going through your selfies at 3 am that one time is the funniest tag i have ever used on this site as far as im concerned
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Anonymous asked: i'm the anon that says "fuck durrscurr," and i mean it purely as a joke, but that guy took it too far pretending to me and taking it seriously, and i'm sorry
Anonymous asked: no fuck off anon i'd never go that far you sperglord
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Anonymous asked: threesome where you blow thatzak and get fucked from behind by durrscurr
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plot twist: the anon that keeps telling me I should go fuck durrscurr is actually thatzak
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durrscurr:
when she got da booty tho
Anonymous asked: don't forget durrscurr
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that stage when you find someone so attractive that you start to yell shit like “i hate you” and “you’re ruining my life” when you see them on your dash or visit their blog
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nintooner:
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
TMI TUESDAY
1: Picture of yourself
2: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
3: Have you ever been dumped?
4: What do you most like about making out?
5: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
6: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
7: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
8: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
9: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
10: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
11: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
12: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
13: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
14: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
15: Do you miss your last sweetie?
16: Last time you slow danced with someone?
17: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
18: How can I win your heart?
19: What is your astrological sign?
20: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
21: Do you cook?
22: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
23: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
24: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
25: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
26: Name four things that you wish you had:
27: Are you a player?
28: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
29: Are you a tease?
30: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
31: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
32: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
33: Hugs or Kisses?
34: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
35: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
36: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
37: . If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
38: Do you flirt a lot?
39: Your last kiss?
40: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?
41: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
42: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
43: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
44: Does someone like you currently?
45: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
46: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
47: Ever made out with just a friend?
48: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
49: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.
me: im not gonna creep on your blog
me: im not gonna creep on you
me: im not gonna creep
me: im not gonna
me: im
me: -likes and reblogs all your selfies-
me: shit
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Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.
writeoutoflove:
chekhov:
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
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onesideofanastronaut:
I want to start a blog where I post incessantly about feminism and socialism and gay stuff, then tag all my posts with things that will attract the Tea Party types and watch their tiny rage pour in
theninjapirate:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
this is what we need.
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“I’m sorry but you can’t do the Charleston without a bra on you guys.”
– My sister
tvaros:
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
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Your first impression of me? (Anonymous or not)
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satsukisexual:
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD
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prince-of-pastries:
tmi tuesday???????
tmi asks
top 5’s
rate kinks
reverse tmi
?? ?
tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”
gankradio:
“the gatsby fandom”
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
