mandaplz

asssbutt:

it either takes me 2 days to watch one 50 minute episode of something or 2 days to watch 6 seasons of something

there’s no in between

(via theelyciumfields)

hothobosexytime:

hotforphysics:

How to lure girl to your home

• oreos

How to keep girl in home

• more oreos

How to lure girl to your bed

• double stuff oreos

(via taeminniemoon)

ollivander:

aTTRACTIVE COSPLAYERS

alwaysthreeoclock:

seriously

“my ex-girlfriend is crazy” is a huge warning sign

(via fuckyourfreckles)

albinwonderland:

laid out accessories to wear with my outfit tonight and my sister came in and decided they went better with HER outfit 

you’re lucky I love you

you’re real lucky

allhailthedarklordsanta:

“are you in a relationship?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

(via monobearvote)

thefangirlandherspawn:

panasonicyouth:

the best photoset in the history of tumblr

a true work of art

frame this in a museum

Man, I wish I still had my okcupid account now. I’ve seen so many assholes like this.

(via ireneattolia)

divine-hatred:

reasons not to have kids:

• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase

(via samirows)

(via samirows)

katsplanet:

im afraid my online friends are gonna meet me in person and be like “oh”

(via sloth-detective)

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fucknosexisthalloweencostumes:

Ninja

• ♈ Aries: Don't be mislead by mistaking their confidence for arrogance or their brashness for indifference. Aries have caring and generous hearts; and are very innocent underneath. Their outburst are usually thanks for that wound up inner child becoming bored or restless
• ♉ Taurus: Don't be mislead by their nature into thinking they are boring or unintelligent. Taurus have a very eccentric side and inherent humorous natures. They can see most things as funny in life and can be amazingly articulate. Taurus can write the most beautiful poetry or music
• ♊ Gemini: Don't be mislead by their scattery air heads or forgetfulness. They are highly intellectual and clever. Even though they choose to laugh at most things their humour still has intellect in it. They are the sign of infused knowledge and are constantly surprising with their academic paths
• ♌ Leo: Don't be mislead by their confidence or mistake it for arrogance. Leo have big hearts and a small sense of self. Anything they do is usually to be of assistance to somebody else
• ♋ Cancer: Don't be mislead by their sensitivity by thinking you can walk all over them. Cancer are incredibly tough on the inside.
• ♍ Virgo: Don't be mislead by their indifference and mistake it for coldness. Virgo is a sign that desires to be of service and will help anybody. Anybody.
• ♎ Libra: Don't be mislead by their charm and grace. Libra are incredibly good at reading people and knowing what they want to hear. They know all the tricks, it is almost impossible to verbally manipulate a Libra
• ♏ Scorpio: Don't be mislead by their brashness, possibly severity or anything you have read about Scorpios. They are amazingly gifted at knowing when people are unwell and knowing how to help them.
• ♐ Sagittarius: Don't mistake their rashness or bluntness for anything sinister. Sagittarius can be honest to a fault, and believe what they are saying is for your best interest, and it will help you. It mostly always does.
• ♑ Capricorn: Don't mistake their sternness for indifference or their successes for arrogance. Capricorn are a very generous sign and care deeply. On the inside they are usually just as nervous and worried as the rest of us.
• ♒ Aquarius: Don't mistake their emotional detachment for indifference. Aquarius can be amongst the most empathetic and receptive signs of the zodiac. Tell an Aquarian something horrible has happened to you and they will be more outraged than anyone
• ♓ Pisces: Don't be mislead by thinking you can walk all over this empathic and compassionate sign. Pisces are incredibly gifted at reading people and absorbing their insides. They know how to win something over somebody.

jimfaindel:

rabididiotbrony:

Based on “How to Piss Off Your Nerdy Friends: Fandom Edition.” 

Missy: Thought I’d make this into a photoset so that I don’t spam followers with it.

Dear God, this will turn half the fandom into a raging mob.

I want to make this happen.

(via samirows)

rubyredshoe:

I

It’s so true. However I don’t mind winter lolita :)

(via lapindreams)