mandaplz

ok so I’d hypothetically be in confirmed relationship (hold your fucking laughter) and my hypothetical bf and I would find a super shy (possibly brought up hyper conservative??) virgin or near virgin (like only had not so good sex once with a confirmed partner that recently broke up or something like that) and we both kinda try and convert her into being a mega slut. Possibly with her tied up or something like that.

• Question: But whhhhhhhhy???? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  I’ll tell you when I can tell you.
  Trust me on this
  and message me off anon yo

• Question: Woah, woah, woah, what? Whats going on in your relationship life? Tell all girl!! - Anonymous
• Answer:

  I can’t. Because of reasons.

• Question: So would you be cool with a platonic cuddle buddy? Just someone to come over, watch movies and cuddle with? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  hmmm…not sure???
  im a weird spot with my relationship status atm
  so yeah

• Question: I want to take all of your dirty socks and make a Soup from. I will then sell it to lady gaga for a trillion dolla bills!!!!! - Anonymous
• Answer:

  

• Question: Okay, I'll be really really nice and give you this last clue... Twinkies! ^^ - Anonymous
• Answer:

  KITTYRAIN?? OR WHATEVER THE ORDER OF IT IS

• Question: I meant we've spoken over Tumblr. We haven't actually met in person, though that would be awesome! Here's a clue, I don't normally use XD faces. I normally use ^^ faces. - Anonymous
• Answer:

  oh my god fuck I know shit shit shit
  aquoconaisdfoa
  fuck I’m bad at this

• Question: It isn't. I have spoken to you before. If I type the way I normally do it'll give it away XD Have another guess! - Anonymous
• Answer:

  oh fuck who do I know that still uses XD faces
  so we met in the flesh?
  for some reason I’m feeling that you might be Rikka?

• Question: You said you wanted weird, and when I give you weird you don't like it. XD wonder if you could guess who I am! - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Please tell me it’s not you yanking my chain again Joey…

• Question: I would love to tie you to a bed, and slowly remove your clothing... Then I would grab a scalpel and force you to watch as I cut off each of my toes before placing each one delicately on a cupcake and force feeding them to you. You get a drink to help you swallow, but it's my own blood mixed with coffee. - Anonymous
• Answer:

  TOO WEIRD
  TOO FUCKING WEIRD
  

• Question: FUCKING RACHEL TICE! - Anonymous
• Answer:

  i don’t think you understand how much i love the most popular girls in school
  like can I cosplay them??? or no???

• Question: Guuuurl, my nipples are so hard Im fucking cutting glass figurines of hawiian people so I can feel warm of those jealous sun-bathing warm weathered asian pacific islanders! - Anonymous
• Answer:

  

• Question: 1) - Anonymous
• Answer:

  1) Sexuality?
  
  naw I’m fucking with y’all (pun unintentional)
  I consider myself pansexual
  but my sexuality is pretty fluid
  some days I’m straight as a ruler
  some days I wanna fuck everyone
  some days I wanna never see another person’s genitalia
  so take that as you will

• Question: I HAVE NODES - Anonymous
• Answer:

  I originally read that as nudes
  then I got your reference and died a little bit from laughing

• Question: Uhmmm let me think of more questions. What's your favorite song? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  I have shitty tastes in music so like don’t expect much, but I’m in loveee with Primadonna Girl by Marina and the Diamonds right now