psa: robbie is not a cool suave jerk
robbie:
- got really excited about both his new guitar and his new pair of tight pants and wanted to show them off to the girl he likes to impress her
- has covered the back of his van with posters that are pretty much just pictures of his face, and a lot of them
- is the kind of guy who feels legitimately socially threatened by a twelve-year-old that never bathes
- refers to eyeliner as ‘eye paint for men’
- thinks messing with chalk outlines of dead bodies and stuffing ice down his friends’ pants is exactly how to have a good time
- tried to serenade his girlfriend with a song that was pretty much just him yelling her name over and over
- is honestly just a huge fucking nerd
ok thank you for your time
(via cellophanerose)
Source: robbiedarko