mandaplz

jesus-san:

it’s not so much boy groups that i dislike so much as it is awful boy group fans that i dislike idk i feel like girl group fans are so much more peaceful and calm and understanding lol im so wrong arent i

thewalkingelectra:

x

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sparkafterdark:

I think I need to watch an anime.

Something kinda highschool romancey but funny too and I dunno, just like. a good stereotypical anime with tsundere shit and funny stuff and a hapless protagonist.

chii24:

I’m bored. Ask me questions! Or… something.

bleh

failstun:

both me

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That Internet Thing That I Do: joke idea

notveryraven:

I’m gonna go to an open mic night and introduce myself and drop a few one-liners and then I’m gonna say, “So Dick Cheney got a heart transplant, big deal. Did you know that Heart Cheney got a dick transplant?” and then before anyone can react I’ll throw the mic down really…

plangay:

My mouth is big enough to eat all the food of the world. 

h-have I just meet my korean counterpart?

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• Wet hair
• Comb through
• Separate at the part
• Draw a pentagram on the floor
• Perform blood sacrifice
• Offer up your soul to the devil
• Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
• Summon Satan
• Ask Satan to braid your hair

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tempestpaige replied to your post: VI, XVI

ily so much

jesus-san:

hi my name is jesus and sometimes me and my friends like to mock japanese singers’ overzealous vibratos

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I want to be Fashionista